That Don't Impress Me Much            
Words and music: Shania Twain         

Intro  (Am)(F)(C)(G) (Am)(F)(C)(G)

        Am          F                          C      G
1) I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
2) I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
3) You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine

       Am               F     C          G
1) But you've got being right down to an art
2) And a comb up his sleeve-just in case
3) You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in

       Am             F                   C      G
1) You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall
2) And all taht extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
3) I can't believe you kiss your car good night

            Am      F           C       G            G
1) You're a regular original, a know-it-all
2) 'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place 
3) C'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right! 

   D     A       G
1) Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
2) Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
3) Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special

   D     A                    G
1) Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
2) Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else 
3) Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else 

   Silence
1) Okay, so you're a rocket scientist.
2) Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
3) Okay, so you've got a car

              F          C    G   Am
1) That don't impress me much
2) That don't impress me much
3) That don't impress me much

          F       C                  G
1) So you got the brain but have you got the touch
2) So you got the looks but have you got the touch
3) So you got the moves but have you got the touch

   F            C             G            Am
1) Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
2) Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
3) Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

       F                  C           G                    G
1) But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
2) But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
3) But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night 


   Silence               Am    F  C  G    Am  F  C  G
1) That don't impress me much
2) That don't impress me much 
3) That don't impress me much

          F       C                  G
4) You think you're cool but have you got the touch

   F            C             G            Am
4) Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

       F                  C           G                    G
4) But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night

   Silence               Am    F  C  G    Am  F  C  G
4) That don't impress me much 

   Silence                           
4) Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something...

            Am  F  C  G
4) Whatever

              F          C    G   Am
4) That don't impress me 

Fade out (Am)(F)(C)(G) (Am)(F)(C)(G)